First of all, I just typed out this whole damn thing and pressed enter to skip a line and it refreshed the page, destroying my huge paragraph of spewing madness. Let's try this again.
So, I've been in Florida for 2 months and don't have a job. It sucks and stuff. So I posted on craigslist, one to get a whatever job and one to get a photography job. Somebody replied to my photography post today, which got me excited out of my mind! Until I read it, of course.
"Brianna we would like to hire you to take photos of us making love I am 39 and she is 19 we are classy as fun and will
Pay you $40 per hour"
Ok, so either this is for real and I'm just as pathetic as these sickos and being unable to get a job is just as bad as wanting you and your "girlfriend" or whatever MAKING LOVE or this is fake and I HATE THESE PEOPLE TO DEATH. Because, my friends, this honestly made me cry. These kinds of jokes make me cry. I laugh at first, but seriously, it's cruel. Just like those fake lottery tickets, you are basically giving somebody a "winning" lottery ticket so they get excited and happy, and then you tell them it was all a hoax. That just reminds you that your life fucking sucks! It's not funny, guys! It's really not! It's worse than being lied to. Well, it is being lied to, but you're being handed evidence to the lie, so it's even more true than if somebody just told you. IT SUCKS, OK??
I'm not even going to go into the next point like last time because I want this point to simmer. I want all of you to know that this is a horrible thing and I hate it to death.
Wait, who am I even addressing here? Nobody's going to read this.
Ok, maybe 2 people will read this, but who will care? Right. Whatever.